Welcome To a World More
Lazy Girl than 'That Girl'...!
Providing You INSTANT Pain-Relieving and High-Vibrational Resources so that you're high vibing BEFORE you even get up!
Embody the essential
Three Pillars of Self Mastery
Without Requiring Any Physical Effort!
SELF-Motivation which Runs-On-Autopilot
A Write-Your-Own-Manual Unwavering Mindset
An All-of-a-Sudden Meditative State
These Higher Conscious formulas will TICKLE even the most cynical of spiritual seekers...
Empower even the most depressed entrepreneurs
and Activate even the most stuck-in-a-rut manifestors out there
...and YES they WILL WORK even if you are an Absolute Procrastinating, Avoidance Addict (just like I was/am!)
Your THREE Monthly Resources WILL
*SHATTER your self-punishing rituals
*INIHILATE your low-self-worth beliefs &
*MASTER Your Ability To Focus Consistently
on Your Internal Reality
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS:
Watch Your 1 x 60 minute Masterclass
"Once-Done Never-Forgotten"
Monthly Formulas
Follow Along In Your Short PDF Workbook
Listen Your Specific Audio Activation
1.Watch Your Masterclass Workshop
(Burst Your Brain Cells!)
3.Tune Into Your Audio Activation!
(Dream it to Receive it!)
THE LOW-Time
INSTANT-Impact MUST-HAVE Membership to Become 100%
Fast, Deep & Over Thinker who is looking for the meaning of life (born woke?)
Devoted Higher Conscious and Spiritual Seeker (limitless expansion is the baseline)
Impact Driven Social Revolutionary (bring it on)
Conscious Business Owners, Practitioners, Healers and Coaches (impact is life)
Procrastinator who struggles taking physical actions (day-dreaming is too fun)
Those with minimal time to themselves who need fast tools to implement (we all have beds to curl up in)
Self-Growth Addicts
(growing or dying)
Newly Awakening Spiritual Entrepreneurs (the 9-5 is over)
Socially anxious and
self sabotaging introverts (HUmanity loves you)
Lone wolves (time to hang out)
Those with a PASSION to Manifest (This is the Game to play)
Busy minds who would 'DIE!!!' to Master Meditation
(your ego will die!!)
Those desiring a
huge life transformation (end of an era)
Those on-edge individuals with time on their hands &
ready for change (get ready to relax!)
Struggle to get out of bed in the morning or at all/depressive/self loathing (self-love time begins)
Heart-Lead, Flow
State Beings needing DIRECTION without high-price exchange (we're further than this)
Resistant mindsets with no interest in self development (self-lead leadership era is way more fun)
Fixed-Mindsets who find self-growth and microcosmic theories "boring" (only boring people get bored!)
Social butterflies who need group work to focus (simply upgrade your package to the group option)
Those who thrive more from receiving direct 1:1 support (simply upgrade your package)
Have no passion for spirituality or consciousness (eek!)
Have no yearning to improve their health, wealth and self (you will one day)
Feel they have no doubt about their big why or how (reaaally!?)
Do not have 60 minutes per month to learn a new life changing technique (your loss this round...)
Are looking for intellectual debates without seeking any transformation through tangible results ("I have everything I need except a daily debate is so 2012" How about Abundance for everyone, yummy!)
YOU ARE:
Bored of waiting for life to change and are instead Ready for an ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN Domino Effect
Tired of your flip-flop approach between love & depression and instead now deeply desire to feel a profound appreciation for your life, others & your impact
Sick of your internal harsh words and now available to surrender to hearing an inner loving narrative
Put off mastering meditation and quietening your mind for long enough and yearn to experience the bliss everyone else is!
Drained by feeling let down by life and now open to Experiencing The Universe Literally Conspiring FOR You
Over being told what to think and instead more trusting in your own unique beliefs on wealth, health and yourself which feel mind-blowing and helpful!
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY!!...
FINALLY admit youR SELF GROWTH AND EVOLUTION IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOCUS TO YOU
ACCEPT that you are THE most important HUman on the planet..
Then This Is For You!
Look, I know it takes a LOT to impress you
I have spent my whole life feeling unimpressed and I believe you have too so give me a chance...
Let ME IMPRESS YOU and transmute that disappointment feeling FOREVER
I wonder if you also suffer with:
Constantly being on your social media and are noticing how it affects your attention
Not being able to implement a Morning Routine FOR YOU
Managing your Money and desire to be financially independent, responsible, organised and presentable
Continually belittling yourself and your dreams through harsh words, actions and substances
Flip-flopping between praying for a miracle and throwing in the towel on your desires
Overspending to compensate your low emotions whilst crapping your pretty new pants
Hear yourself muttering "What's the fucking point" more and more regarding financial and creation pursuits...
If so, you are READY to Reclaim Your Power through The 3 Pillars!
This Private and Exclusive Membership Is THE Secret Society You've Been Praying For, so no more wondering because YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!
The Lazy Way!
> I Can See You Smiling! <
... It feels good being understood.
Get use to it!
& Keep reading...
You've put off a daily Meditation practice for... ever?
And although you're focussed on creating a Strong Mindset...
You're overwhelmed with WHICH problem of yours to focus on first!
Your addictions, laziness, distractions or regrets?
Is it your health-wealth or self which needs the most attention?
WELL... one things for sure...
Every area of your life needs a tweak so congratulations for not giving up!
SERIOUSLY
SMILE AT WHAT A BADASS YOU ARE!
***
& You Sense There'll Be No more Resistance,
Complaining or Self Pity when you find the right Vibe.
THIS TIME YOU FEEL A WHOLE NEW FIRE IN YOUR BELLY AND
you're ready to roll with it
IF SOMEONE COULD JUST CAPTURE YOUR AUTHENTIC ATTENTION!
***
The part which is warm and cosy and doesn't require much moving
(YET)
***
I know this because I searched for the same thing
I went looking and I couldn't find it
because Souls like us don't admit our struggles easy
and we certainly don't tell others how UNBOTHERED we are about fixing them anytime soon!
We hide away, happy in our company, trusting what is meant for us will come and consistently deepening out awareness
but what happens when we DO want to take specific action steps to see tangible results manifest?
...
(being publicly miserable is far too mainstream for us...!)
and you deserve it.
This Membership will not only put you be AHEAD of 99% of HUmanity, it will lead you to
step up as the NEW 1%
Welcoming you To
THE Monthly Membership for My Fellow Stubborn-Spiritual Mules Who Are Ready To RECLAIM Their Power All From The Comfort Of Your Very Own Bed!
O.K Sugar Addict, tech addict, sex addict or 'when-will-my-gosh-damn-life-change' addict, whatever you're addicted too today - SO am I, sometimes.
Or at least now that I have admitted it and now I take the action to RECLAIM that energy!
It's the people who don't admit it that suffer
Someone who admits they've been lying is now telling the TRUTH
and I know that's what you want to do
You're ready to stop Shaming your Scatterbrain Approach to Life Secretly Denying Your Over-Spending as you Compensate through Instant-Gratification-Addiction-Fuelled Choices Covering your Desperation and Depression *by Faking your Happiness and Supressing Your True Freedom Filled Desires...
S'ok... I was there and still am...
It's just about one moment at a time
One biscuit at a time...
and Now, instead perhaps, one breathe at a time
Together
The Three Key Pillars To Effortlessly Achieve This
2.run's on auto pilot SELF-Motivation
3.all-of-a-sudden Meditative State
Discover the first Low-Effort HIGH-Impact Effortless Morning Routine So that you NEVER Get Out Of Bed Without Knowing How Great You Are and to Expect Great Things
Discover a world of Global Leaders
where you BELONG
Only EVER Take Inspired Action & leave the 'why-do-I-even-bother' soul-shattering doubt behind
Rest in a Brain that YOU have sculpted to say YES To Life!
Witness Your Uncapped Potential Unleashed of INTUITIVE Freedom
Witness Abundance spring in every area your life
Experience Deep Forgiveness of the past & Bliss State for the NOW
Fall in Love with your New Radical Self Acceptance, including your Lazy Expertise
Watch Your Physical Radiance Blossom & others commenting
Enjoy Finding Yourself in Authentic Social Networks
Lead the Self Growth Conversation
Feel & Be Understood by yourself & others
Celebrate & Utilise Your Uniqueness
Know & Therefore Love Thyself
Actually Experience Guilt-Free
Inner Happiness
Explore the Deeper States of Your Consciousness with minimal effort for You Are That
Step Effortlessly Into Your Creativity and Leadership to Expand Your Life
The Lazy-Girl Method is ESSENTIAL to create the Effortless Foundation to help you when you are at your lowest as you progressively experience higher and higher states of self worth until all-of-a-sudden you're a One Time Alarm, Bed-Leaping Go-Getting, Spiritual Leader living the life they've always dreamt
Instead of the thinking-about-thinking-about-it Spiritual Talker...
Now Now, don't roll your eyes and think I'm "Just another online coach" because behind this screen is a woman who has a nicotine patch on, but who would still say YES if a smoke was offered...
and I have literally just popped some homemade popcorn, smothered it in icing sugar honey and salt because sometimes I do not even TRY to resist my temptations!!
I AM a HUman who is leading you to stop punishing yourself.
You are Worthy Now and I will show you how to ACTUALLY believe this. Eek, life is good when we are sharing!
I stink. I sweat. I have bushy eye-brows. I get spots.
Big deal..
but No wonder right?
From being a socially anxious, overthinking-procrastinator, 15 years smoker, sugar addict, who loved laying around doing not-much-at-all because she felt worthless
I got really GREAT at Meditation because I was day dreaming all day!
I am an INCREDIBLE Higher Conscious Teacher, explaining deep and detailed concepts like I'm just flippin a pancake
mmmm pancakes
And I bet you've got some incredible gifts from all that laying around too!
(You're about to find them)
Tapping into my Intuitive Imagination, Consistently Shifting my Perspective and Implementing Effortless Practical Tools has been my life
and now I am brave enough to show you how its done
(More Lazy Style than Gangnam)
so how can I show you?
Let's See Exactly What You Get When You Join!
for a deep subconscious rewire and psychedelic experiences
Then You Will Continue On To Master the 3 Pillars through
an Array of Energy Boosting Low-Effort Tasks:
Tuning Your Auto-Pilot Self-Motivation
Set and achieve
EFFORTLESS Goals
Experience Soul-Confirming Success
Witness An Unwavering Excitement for Life
You will then...
Write-Your-Own-Mindset-Manual
Step Easily Into Your Conscious Creativity
Become Your #1 Go-To Mentor
Live Outside The Box In Every Area Of Your Life
Resulting in your thirst-quenching passion to experience a No-Mind Meditative State
You will effortlessly
Activate and Ascend your Consciousness
Activate Your Cosmic Heart Portal
Release The Mind and Live From Your Intuition
***
Resulting in no use for using externally guiding audios, once and for all finding your Sovereign Inner Silence
***
You will watch yourself realise that you were, are and always will be perfect as you enter into an Automatic Miracle Receiving Mindset
and
MANAGE Your Money, leaving you feel fuck-yes-confident down to each penny AND never again let your bank balance freak you.
You are the Abundance.
You will
Build your Self-Esteem, Self-Perception and Self-Respect so HIGH from Moment to Moment Self Motivation that you'll feel unrecognisable from where you began!
Resulting in naturally and effortlessly become a member of the The Top 1% of HUmanity who are ALWAYS in Flow-State
Each month within hours of your new content you will notice major differences in you and so will other people around you
You will become Organised, Presentable and Motivated physically, financially, emotionally, mentally andspiritually
You will proudly end your social media addiction from the "fear of missing out" syndrome and actually start creating a life you Respect
Witness the physical evidence show up in external manifestations!!
Wrap that blanket further around you and snuggle in because there is nothing "out there" that is any more important than what you already have within yourself.!
Hello and Welcome to all MY Fellow Self-Punishing-Scatterbrains Out There! This is Mamma Scatterbrain sending you THE Cosy-AF- Permission Slip of the Century...
Here's my promises to you:
You CAN Be the I-drink-lemon-tea-in-the-morning HUman and still retain your rebellious nature
You CAN Be a Spiritual Leader and have more lie ins than early mornings
You CAN LOVE Yourself WITH your addictions and FULLY Trust that they will Vanish with minimal effort
You CAN experience Manifestations unfold for you that you could not have guessed so you CAN stop guessing everything!
You CAN be shocked at how SIMPLE it is to implement a stay-in-bed Morning Mastery Routine so get ready to feel
SMUG!
Because you are the Top 1% of this species so confidence is needed!!!
Don't panic... I'll admit mine first:
I was a Social-Anxiety-Tobacco-Chuffer
Shameful-Snooze-Button-Nervous-Wreck-Presser
Constant Sugar-Grazer
Can't-Stop-I'm-Such-a-Waster-Overthinker
Reality-TV-Binging-Late-night-scrolling
Professional-Give-Up-Before-I've-Even-Began
Lifelong Procrastination-Expert
Hourly Self-Loathing
Never done anything of any real substance
Why-Do-I-Even-EXIST-Questioning
Paralysed-Unable-To-Motivate-Myself
That felt good to admit!
and it's this kind of truthfulness that will set you free too my friend!
It's NOT just another story because I'm not "healed."
I'm still a TOTAL procrastinating-addict, but you're not NEEDING to learn from an Olympian Gold Medallist Sprinter when the furthest you run is to the fridge and back...
You're going to learn to speak about your struggles TOO from hearing me say it FIRST
That's All
as that's all one needs.
You know when you say stuff like...
"I'll hang the washing out in 2 mins"
when you REALLY mean
"I'm not moving in the next hour"
It's THAT voice we are going to remedy so that we start a tradition of BEING who we actually say we are...
and that brings the HOLY-VIBRATION OF RELIEF!
Me, for example, I either won't say it or I'll do it.
It's that simple.
Through this Membership you will align your Mouth to your Mind and Ultimately let your HEART do the majority of the speaking
Ouccccch!!
"Emily, you can't say that!"
Well, unless you're still enrolled in the how-dare-you-call-me-anything-but-my-name *whilst you simultaneously go & shove your face full with donuts & scroll past this to another YouTube video for your hourly dopamine then I think I should!
You are OFFICIALLY INVITED to come over to the thank-GOD-you-said-it-because-I-AM-READY-TO-STOP-HIDING club then you're in the right place sugar lips!
It is time for us to Challenge the Social Norms of Recovery from Addiction, Procrastination and Creative Blocks by Promoting The Lazy-Girl Formula which
Encourages Everyone To Stay In Bed
You are invited to be a part of this DREAMY revolution!
The Top 1% have all experienced...
Procrastination
Depression
Addiction
It didn't stop them
So this whole ascended Health-Kick, Vegan, Six-Pack vibe is a PART of it.
HUmanity WILL ALL get their six-pack once they love their wobbles.
Get it? It's a silent secret that YOU my dear, are now going to be an advocate for.
Depressed?
Drained?
DRUNK?
S'ok, Universe can STILL provide more to you as long as you are focussing on more at the same time.
Now, I know depression and drunks isn't what we want..
We want purity, sacredness, true cellular freedom and our OWN way
BUT WHILST WE IGNORE OUT SHADOWS
WE JUST PROLONG OUR SUFFERING
It's time to admit it
Face it
Love it
and Try my Tools to rapidly shift out of the sloth and into the jaguar within
So... get ready to be the Top 1% faster than you can say Mc..who?
What if STAYING IN BED, using your imagination and loving yourself FIRST Before trying to take on the world was the MAGIC PILL we all needed
I would love to show you how GOING-SLOW is how you get where you want to go FASTER
STOP RUSHING
STOP BLAMING
STOP HURTING YOURSELF
STOP JUDGING EVERYTHING
instead...
STAY IN BED & DREAM MORE ABOUT YOUR DESIRES
CLOSE YOUR EYES, MEDITATE & BECOME STILL
USE YOUR MORNINGS FOR IMAGINING
ALLOW INTUITIVE MOTIVATION TO MASTER YOUR MINDSET
MANAGE YOUR MONEY & YOUR MONEY WILL GROW
to receive it
Whatever you are judging, you can let go of
You Can START A TRADITION
To Take Your Life Moment To Moment
Day by Day
Night by Night
Month by Month
and Surrender To Solving Your Lifelong Struggles In The
Simplest and Effortless Ways...
with a dedicated Teacher creating for YOU in mind
"Someone who gets hot just thinking about Ted-Talks booking them in 5 years!"
Devoted Higher Conscious Seekers (born woke, right?)
Ambitious Day-Dreamers!!! (there's no limit..)
Impact Driven Social Revolutionaries and Business Owners (bring it ON)
Over-thinkers and Under-Action Takers (because day-dreams are so fun)
Those with a busy lifestyle and/or busy mind and need fast tools to implement (I have sleep to enjoy!)
Self-Growth Addicts (growing or dying...)
Spiritual Entrepreneurs (show me the money!)
Socially anxious and self sabotaging introverts (people will LOVE you)
Lone wolves (it's time to unite...)
Manifestors! (duh. This is the game!)
Those desiring a huge life transformation (been there done old life, bring on a new era)
Those with a lot of time on their hands ready to focus on something specific (healthy obsessions are... healthy)
Struggle to get out of bed in the morning or at all/depressive (this era is over)
Heart-Lead, Flow State Beings needing support (I AM your gurl!)
"Someone who thinks a Ted-Talk is that bear speaking..."
Mainstream-ideals with no interest in self development (self-lead leadership era is way more fun)
Fixed-mindsets who find self-growth theories "boring" (only boring people get bored...)
Need a group to thrive best within (upgrade your package to group programme, you'll froth)
Those looking for direct contact with me (upgrade your package by booking a call- lets chat)
Have no passion for spirituality or consciousness (eek)
Have no yearning to improve their health, wealth and self (Your's waits for you)
Feel they have full direction in their life with no doubt about their big why or how (no one does)
Do not have 60 minutes per month to learn a new lifechanging technique (sorry, not sorry)
Are looking for intellectual debates without any implementation or tangible results (so 2012)
FAQ!
HOW WILL THIS BE ANY DIFFERENT TO THE LOW-COST MEMBERSHIP'S I'M ALREADY IN?
I want you to feel like if I was right next to you, you could be EXACTLY as you are
Yep. Stinking, unbrushed hair and teeth, with a half eaten banana on your sideboard and a sink of dirty dishes.
Because I've bought too many digitial products and followed too many people who I simply just didnt feel adequate to "HANG OUT WITH" meaning I spiralled even further down
I want us to experience a WHOLE NEW TRUTH.
Silence. Awkwardness. Silliness.
And realise nothing terrible happens. :)
I will openly be telling you my "omfg did she just say that" honest truths to help YOU see you're not so 'bad' and life is funny
Would it help hearing me say "someone just GAVE me a cigarette so I smoked it?"
Perhaps it will, perhaps not, but it's this level of monthly honesty about the IDEA of falling down and getting back up again that will make you laugh, cry and accept that changing your life doesn't need to be through self-judgement and punishment...
It can be through relatability, openess and honesty.
It will be different that my no-nonsense approach added with my sweet tooth of relatability will show you that a Conscious Leader still poops, peeps, fails and beeps and instead of feeling like someone "over there" has made something for you "down there" you're going to be peer to peer, eye to eye, screaming at the screen ME TOO EM, ME FREAKING TOO BABE.
WILL I EVEN USE THIS?
The First Months process will have you HOOKED to practice the method every day on autopilot.
It's not even going to be an issue of "will I use this" because the examples I show you will be UNAVOIDABLE to embody as you all go to sleep at night, you at some point realise its morning, right?
From seeing how impactful the first months Effortless Morning Routine, Reflections of Self gathered from the Worksheets and Audio Rewiring, it won't be a case of WILL I..
It will more a case of why didn't I have this sooner.
I ALREADY MEDITATE. WHATS NEW HERE?
After your very first training, you'll accept yourself as your Teacher.
This is how I role.
I meet you peer to peer, eye to eye, that's why I've been so honest with my addictions... However, it turns out, leadership is my biggest addiction and nothing excites me more than watching you step into your Leadership too
As you already meditate I am going to assume you've found your flow and got your confidence and hate anyone "giving you a meditation"
I do. (That's the rebel in me!)
And that's GREAT because within this membership, even month ONE, I am inviting YOU to create your meditations.
You see, the inner child in me actually 'craves' to be held, taken care of and supported and it is my belief that through a detailed separation explanation of visualisation, affirmations and guided meditations to then actually bring us to silent mind, stillness, No-Mind Meditation is a huge part of my job...
The other huge part is breaking meditation down to say we're all teachers
Right now, I take the label. Then after your first training - you will!
WHY HIRE YOU AND NOT A MILLIONAIRE?
I will be sharing with you my mentors, books, trainings and podcasts OF Millionaires I resonate with BUT... we each need a teacher and need a student who is JUST behind us
Because lets check in here, if I came and gave you a Million Bucks would that mean your problems are solved?
What if I gave you a Million bucks then asked you to help me love myself? Whats the money got to do with it, right?
We have to walk the path first AND follow someone who is just a step ahead.
Would a Millionaire really empathise with how difficult it is to even wash your hair sometimes?
Would they understand when you say you really don't know what you're doing?
And do you really think they're available for you?
You might think someone with money is the best bet for your buck but unless you've been in the Himalayes (which I'm super jealous about) connecting with others is the new currency.
Relatability = New Currency = Speed of Growth
and if you're anything like me, when someone who has clearly already done the thing I want too and telling me how to do it, I shut down. They piss me off.
I need someone saying "I just pulled myself out the gutter last week, here's how I did it" and my rebel child inside says thats so rock and roll, I believe I can do it too.
So if you truly want Speed of Growth - It's about working with someone who is ONLY a few steps ahead of you so the content is 100% relevant for you and your specific pain points
What's your cancellation policy for the monthly subscription?
Cancel anytime. Return anytime.
Simply email [email protected] and we will cancel your subscription!
What's your cancellation policy for the annual subscription?
Cancel Your Renewal
The annual pass is such great value it will blow your mind, however if you do not want to continue after year 1 simply email us at [email protected] and we will stop your renewal
What's your refund policy?
30 day money back guarantee on Monthly Subscription
If for some reason you decide that effortless implementation and high-impact resources are not for you then do not fear! (There are a million other programmes telling you you are awful without taking shit loads of action so you will easily find one of them. I've been in some so can recommend you some back breakers!)
We offer a refund on the Monthly Subscription however on the annual pass we do not offer a refund. The value far surpasses the price and due to the nature of the digital content and instant access we trust the products discounted value and trust you will know this choice is right for you and reap the rewards!
Simply email [email protected] and we'll get you that refund for the monthly subscription!
RECAP for your Exclusive Offer:
Monthly x High End Presentation Training sharing effortless, deeply transformative, instantly implementable practices (Value $99x12)
Monthly x Follow along workbook for instant subconscious shifts with high-impact results (Value $29x12)
Monthly Audio for psychedelic, higher conscious rewiring and reactivation progressively deepening (Value $49x12)
All with 30 day money back guarantee - No risk purchase
Yearly Value $2,124
Annual Membership Price Normally $564
SPECIAL ANNUAL DISCOUNT
Yours today for only $450
OR JOIN ON A ROLLING MONTHLY BASIS - No Contract
Usual Price $47 Per Month
A tradition where you LIKE using your phone
because you're no longer addicted
A tradition where your brain says YES in the morning
without you trying too
A tradition where you actually feel in control of
EVERY area of your life and
confidently CLAIM your new found self respect
in the shape of all things you desire
Instead of spending another night staying up late, laying in, doubting and hating yourself when those high-pain and low-vibration characteristics can be transmuted with one simple click I invite you to
Say Yes To Your Next Chapter.
Sign Up Below with your Spring Time Soul-Guided Discount
A No Risk Purchase with a 30 day money back guarantee price, cancel-anytime, low-cost, low-effort, blow your mind Heart Activating Membership. Let's go!
FINAL RECAP for your Exclusive Offer:
Monthly x High End Presentation Training sharing effortless, deeply transformative, instantly implementable practices (Value $99x12)
Monthly x Follow along workbook for instant subconscious shifts with high-impact results (Value $29x12)
Monthly Audio for psychedelic, higher conscious rewiring and reactivation progressively deepening (Value $49x12)
All with 30 day money back guarantee - no risk purchase
Yearly Value $2,124
Annual Membership Price Normally $564
SPECIAL ANNUAL ONE-TIME PAYMENT
Yours today for only $450
OR JOIN ON A ROLLING MONTHLY BASIS - No Contract
Price $47 Per Month
Get ready to LOVE your Life!
Thank you for being a part of
Ever-Expanding Revolution.